Tomatoes, I Owe You an Apology

Tomatoes, I owe you an apology.  All is forgiven.  We had some rain and a mild beginning to the summer. You behaved reasonably under those circumstances and gave us an abundance of delicious fruit.  I’m sorry for all the negative things I’ve said about you.  I have called you names. I have described you as difficult. I have suggested to beginning gardeners that they avoid you and try peppers instead. 

Our biggest problem with you this year was that certain bushy tailed scoundrels found you irresistible even when you were green. That was not your fault.  Never fear, we are planning our squirrel defense strategies for next year.  

Now our high temperatures are in the triple digits and you have developed blight and begun providing food and shelter to stink bugs.  You held out as long as could be expected and for this I thank you. 

Diane, our photographer friend, snapped this picture of a stink bug. Notice its fierce mustachioed look. It has already begun assaulting our tomatoes.

Tomatoes, despite the pain of previous seasons, I am grateful for what I have learned from you-mostly patience.

Beverly Allen, Dallas County Master Gardener, Class of 2018

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Squirrel photo by Don Heaberlin and stink bug photo by Diane Washam

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2 responses »

  1. Sharon L Wright

    Hilarious, informative, and with great pictures!

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  2. I thought so, too!! Thanks to Beverly–
    Ann

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